Style on Trial: The Fashion Police Lawbook

elliebecker2015
Jul 24
3 min read

Court is in session:

Hi guys, and welcome back to EllieVatedStyle! I’m thrilled to kick off blog post #2 by laying down some of my most notorious fashion DON'Ts. But before the style squad carts me off, let me be crystal clear: there are no absolute rules in fashion. The most iconic, trend-setting fashionistas are those who broke the rules. Fashion is whatever makes you feel confident and comfortable; if that means wearing black and navy, go for it! There are no rules in fashion; this post is just my very non-serious opinion and preferences when it comes to styling.

The most stylish, iconic, best-dressed fashionists are those who appreciate, respect, and enjoy everyone's style, even if it is not their personal cup of tea.. For instance, when I am out and about and see someone dressed to the nines in a full gothic outfit, I appreciate the con, confidence, the history, the assembly; it all deserves admiration. The worst fashion crime? Judging someone else’s vibe. That’s not what we’re about here. Consider this my unserious warrant: I’m simply highlighting the charges I personally steer clear of.

Now, without further ado, let’s crack open the Fashion Police Lawbook.

The Fashion Police Lawbook: 10 Style Statutes

Law #1: Thou Shalt Not Mix Prints Recklessly

Mixing prints and patterns in a very difficult task, when done right, it can be super unique and chic; however, it is almost impossible to mix prints, fabrics/materials without making the outfit look like you just grabbed whatever you could find on your way out of the house, which is why I avoid this task all in all.

Law #2: No Socks with Sandals—Ever

This is a common rule, and for good reason. Socks and sandals are just an uncomfortable get-up to begin with. Although sandals with socks are a no for me, I DO like socks with loafers and even a heel (in very certain circumstances).

Law #3: Denim Must Be Charged Separately

The Canadian tuxedo is seldom pardoned. If you insist on head-to-toe denim, ensure the wash of denim is either identical or completely different; if not, you risk a fashion felony.

Law #4: Neon Is a Felony

Ladies, we’re not living in the '80s. Neon brights are a misdemeanor on today’s runways. It's time to get rid of the neon pinks, highlighter yellow, and lime green. The colors are just too hard to style without ruining the whole outfit. It's going to be a hard pass for me.

Law #5: Logos & Branding—Permit Required

I'm sorry to all the Parke girlies, but why are we repping a random lady's last name on all our clothing? I'm not against ALL logos & branding, but you want to make sure you're not a walking billboard. The chicest looks whisper, not shout. Ask yourself: would I still love this piece if it came from the dollar store?

Law #6: Black & Brown Ban

Black and brown are just too close in color; it's hard to tell if it was chosen on purpose or if you got dressed in the dark. It can be done, but I would just avoid it to make life easier.

Law #7: Outfit Repeats—Contempt of Trend

Wearing the same item is fine; rehashing the exact ensemble is so last season. Remix, repurpose, and keep them guessing, for instance, different shoes, new layering, fresh accessories.

Conclusion: Case Closed on These Style Statutes

That wraps up my main fashion laws, think of them as my playful plea, not commandments etched in stone. Bend them, break them, but always wear what makes you feel confident. Now go forth and keep that fashion record spotless.

I also wanted to say a quick thank you for all the love on my last post! This was just a fun idea I had to do something fun during my free time, but I have appreciated all the kind words :)